true life!!

a legit conversation with my mother:

Me: Mom, i'm so pissed off...can you please cool me off because you're the only one who can right now? i don't want to say something i'll regret.

Mom: of course, honey. take a deep breath...

Me: Mom, wouldn't your life be SO much easier if you had a NORMAL child without crazy emotional attacks and temper fits who you have to "cool off?"

Mom: of course not, honey! that would be BORING!!

have i mentioned how much i love my mother? because sometimes i don't think i mention it enough. <3